Insta-Launched

I'm attempting to pay attention to work, while simultaneously reloading my sitemeter statistics once per second. Work is suffering. :)

I can dream, one day, that I will be famous enough for some Leftie to read the above statement and think, "I hope she gets fired!" Ah, vitriol, such precious validation. One can almost see how Michael Moore keeps such a positive outlook.

Thank you, Glenn. Maybe I'll get a few scores out of this site. Ya think?