A Preliminary Survey

Well, let's see...

So far, I have written entirely too much material for just two days of existence, most of it fairly foggy and long-winded. I'm sacrificing quite a bit of clarity to get in all of the little parenthetical tangents I'm so infatuated with. I've managed to express disgust with the metaphor of campaigning as romance, while simultaneously telling Democrats that they must "court" swing voters; and I've advocated understanding and mutual respect... while also comparing ruffled Dems to Turkeys.

Awesome.

I have not yet begun to blog!

Muah ha ha ha ha ha.